This morning I thought I'd share a bit of breakfast conversation from my kitchen.
Jamison woke up wet so he immediately took off his pj pants & put on his underwear before he came to the table. While sitting there I noticed his hands in his pants....
Me: Jamison, get your hands out of your pants at the table.
Jamison: My hands aren't in my pants....they're in my underwear.
WELL, in THAT case........
When the boy came to the kitchen we noticed his eye was red. I grumbled something about not having time to mess with the doctor today so Jackie piped in with her expertise.
Jackie: He probaby just tooted on his pillow last night, then slept on it & now he has pink eye.
Yep, you read that right. Joel & I asked her to repeat that about 3 times so we made sure we were hearing her correctly. She refused to tell us who gave her that genius explanation of pink eye, but she was beyond serious.
Now, I know you're jealous that you can't start your morning out with that kind of intellectual stimulation. But don't worry, I'll keep on sharing mine!
No comments:
Post a Comment