Camping Is Fun

Memorial Day weekend we took a camping trip with our dear friends, the Carsons.  We've just returned from our second weekend camping trip with the Carson Crew.  And as I reflected on the weekends, which began & ended our summer, I imagined a souvenir t-shirt with top 10 favorite quotes from each trip listed on the back...

Memorial Day Weekend Camping with the Carsons--Take 1:

10.  Which sounds cooler?  I'm going camping with the lead singer of the rock band OR I'm going camping with the 3rd horn in the concert band.

9.  Where's my camera?

8.  This isn't a scweaming contest, it's tawzan!

 

7.  Trifecta

6.  Attention!  Attention!  There's a bear standing by the pool!

5.  You 2 have tattoos and that makes you look scary.

4.  Excuse me.  Your daughter seems to have a personality like my daughter.  Can they play together?

3.  This is my life.  I'm 1/2 of 70 & have 3 kids.  I'm a walkin' hot mess.

2.  Nothing like going to a public pool to boost your self esteem.

1.  When I was packing my camping clothes, I forgot to grab my high heeled sandals & booty shorts...shoot!

Labor Day Weekend Camping with the Carsons--Take 2:

10. I knew those orange flames shooting up from the grill weren't right at 3am. 

9.  I'm so glad you're not crying anymore when I wipe your butt.

8.  So when DID you get home?

7.  Don't worry Jackie, maybe your real parents will let you do that when we find them on Tuesday.

6.  FLBG in the house!  What what?

5.  I'll take a piece of your muffin....No, your other muffin.

4.  Send that picture to Jeb...

3.  Maybe we should have some sausage!

2.  I dare you to go thru that ditch in your car...

1.  You like your coffee like you like your men--weak & white.